Side note: Every time we grocery shop at Haggen, we buy about 40 bananas, and every time the checker (the cute blonde one we always go to) says, "you guys and your bananas!" Sometimes we will buy a bunch of another random fruit, just so we can see what she says. Last week it was, "what?! No bananas!"
9. I went swimming (real lap swimming, not just dicking around in the pool swimming) two days ago, and I am still sore!
8. I am mad obsessed with Flo Rida right now. As I am typing this I am listening to Run. I can't stop cracking up at how dumb the video is. Lowest budget video ever.
7. I made a friend yesterday while I was sitting outside studying. Her name is Ingrid and she is a little brown bird. She was so freaking cute. She was about 4 inches tall and she sat on the bench next to me for about 20 minutes before she moved down to the ground and sat next to my feet for another 20 minutes. Every once in awhile she would cock her head to the side and peer into my soul.
6. I am in love with this little boy. I want ten just like him.
5. I'm not drinking anymore. I know 99.9% of the people reading this just started laughing, but I am serious. I have been drinking for 9(+) years I still haven't learned that I shouldn't drink 5 beers and then wash them down with 2 shots of tequila. I don't think I will ever learn.
4. Do you need a new blog to read? Read this one crappypictures.com
3. My X-men power is the ability to smell the change in season. Fall is coming. You have all been warned.
Side note: Mike's X-men power is the ability to injure your internal organs through hugging. After you are wrapped in his cozy bear arms, he proceeds to push his belly out so far and so hard that it causes internal damage.
2. Which one of these text messages is real:
"It is official...she poops giant rainbows and headbands with flowers. Barf"
"Remember when Duke was eating something in the bushes yesterday...that was where I puked"
"It's going clear! Unz Unz Unz (butt pounding techno beat)"
Trick question, all three are real. If we aren't texting friends yet, you are missing out.
1. Here is a cat picture oozing with cuteness. You're welcome.